Sorry, we can’t come to the website right now. Long story short, we have an old-ass lady that runs in a giant hamster wheel that powers the website. Someone forgot to lock the door last night and she took off. Not only did she leave the door wide open, she farded and shidded all over our inventory and stole the neighbor kids bike—no one is happy. I’d like to be clear and state that she was not held against her will— she was interning to get college credit.
Anyway, we’re going to take this opportunity to make some new goods and look for a replacement. If you want to get a hold of us, send a note to: Info@cultrunner.com.